This one can't go unposted

me: o hai iz bak

Ebbs: ohai!!

 

me: hai joh!

 

Ebbs: hai sharee

wuz happnin?

 

me: iz gon hafta acks u to kom in awn caturday

 

Ebbs: :o

mai stayplur. u taeks it

 

me: dis wan jamz.

 

Ebbs: wut is pc lode ledder?

me: da fuk duz dat meen?!

Ebbs: it feelz gud tew be uh gangsta

me: wuz nuffin rong wif it...til teh no-talint assklown got faymis n strtd win grahameez

 

Ebbs: lawl

i taek duh spekz frum custewmurs tew da ngineers

me: iz A PEEPL KITTEH!!!!!

kitteh kitteh?

 

Ebbs: lawl

kitteh cat

 

me: ooooh good wan!

solushunz. u haz dem.

Random snippets of a cult classic in LOLspeak?  Priceless.